so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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