hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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