Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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