She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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