i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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