The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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