We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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