More tranny stories later!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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