I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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