you have to choose: penises or morals?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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