He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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