have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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