she was so not down for the gang bang
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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