I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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