scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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