You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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