He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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