Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You can't just leave with hair like that
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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