But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Randomize
