PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
