it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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