fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
im calling her cock vulture from now on
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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