Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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