you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I would ride that face into the sunset
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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