3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She's the barista slut.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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