i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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