Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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