420 ftw
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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