I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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