Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
