Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
