Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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