Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Sorry about my life...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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