omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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