I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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