i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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