Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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