White coat. Heels.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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