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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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