I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
