It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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