there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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