You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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