I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
