In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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