She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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