i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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