he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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