there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
third nipple confirmed
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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