She said her name was "party"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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