carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
