Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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