I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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