I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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