they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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