"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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