You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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