zippers are such a cool invention
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Who died my cat blue again?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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