My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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